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At New York’s Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule, and a calculator.

At a morning press conference, US Attorney General Alberto Gonzales said he believes the man is a member of the notorious al-gebra movement. He is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math’s instruction.

„Al-gebra is a fearsome cult,“? Gonzales said. „They desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like ‘x’ and ‘y’ and refer to themselves as ‘unknowns’, but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, ‘there are 3 sides to every triangle’.“?

When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, „If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math’s instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes.“?

Kann ich mich eigentlich noch trauen in die USA zu reisen, obwohl ich mich wohl zur berühmt-berüchtigten Al-Gebra zählen muss? Wem sagen einige der nachfolgenden Namen neben Pythagoras etwas: Thales, L’Hospital, LaPlace, Fourier, Simpson und viele andere? Schon mal darüber nachgedacht, dass auch ihr inzwischen von der Al-Gebra infiziert worden seid?

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